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Patient: “Doc, my hip is killing me”!
Doctor: (FILL IN THE BLANK IN THE COMMENTS BELOW)
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We found a imbalance between your human and donkey structures.
“The bad news is that your pelvis is shattered, and you’ll have bed rest for weeks, maybe months. The good news is that the interpreting radiologist has submitted a couple interesting ideas for how you can pass the time.”
The good news is that it appears that you have a strong, firm, healthy third leg to take over some of the stress.
you’re trying to hard not to step on your dick!
“I’m not an orthopedist, but from your x-rays, I’d say it’s a case of referred pain.”
“Looks like referred pain to me.”
Positioning, collimation, and exposure time are adequate to visualize the head and the shaft…and I’m not talking about the femur!
Patient: “Doc, my hip is killing me”!
Doctor: Well, it appears I was mistaken when I said it would only be a tiny prick.
Anyone remember Throck-Morton?
I always thought that ironic (in that you do have a greater than 50% chance of finding the ipsalateral source of the problem) and iconic diagnostic sign was spelled as a single word, but it does sound more medically scientific when hyphenated.
The John Thomas sign, more commonly know as the Throckmorton sign. But I agree, it is more scientific, and British, when hyphenated.
http://radiopaedia.org/articles/throckmorton-sign
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throckmorton_sign