National Shortage (in Venezuela)

Venezuela has been having a lot of issues lately.  They have a scarcity of gas, food, jobs. They have major inflation issues.  Well, the crack reporters at Fox News uncovered another shortage, which has “begun to encroach on a cultural cornerstone: the boob job”.   It has gotten so bad in Venezuela that they “are turning to devices that are the wrong size or made in China, with less rigorous quality standards”.  On a side note: never buy Chinese breast implants.  I have evidence to support that statement but there is no why good things can come from it.  Anyway, since Venezuela is thought to have one of the world’s highest plastic surgery rates, this is a catastrophe.   This doesn’t really jive with their social revolution but “Viva La Boob Job” may need to be the irnext big t-shirt craze.