Which Punchline?
Probably not the best place for this but these situations do occur. My partner told me of a case years back where the wife of a patient complained that her husband had this same nasty habit. There are infections transmitted from animals to humans and they are called zoonoses. You can see a list here. That being said you seem to never get over the shock of reading reports like these:
A 77-year-old man in southern Oklahoma has been charged with a crime against nature in connection with an incident in which he allegedly violated a pig. Jimmy “Hawkeye” Jeter, of Davis, was arrested Thursday after a camera allegedly caught him sexually assaulting a show pig. The incident occurred in an agriculture barn on property belonging to Davis Public Schools, police said. According to court documents obtained by KFOR-TV, Jeter walked into the pig pen, “unzipped his pants, appeared to pull something out of his pants, then bent over” a female pig.
That’s not the Hawkeye I remember from M.A.S.H. fame. Which brings me to this week’s poll. I needed to lighten things up a little.
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Gosh, I don’t know those jokes…I’ll have to look them up later. Here’s one of my favorites, growing up in a Polish family back in the day. Thanks for the fond memories!!
What do you call a ____________(insert your politically incorrect ethnicity here)prostitute?
A pig in a blanket.
On a more serious note, mistreatment of animals is very common. Will we ever evolve to live in peace on this planet?
unfortunately, there are way too many ugly men out there who cant _____anything but pigs!