Good Mood Food

Arby’s has a new protein meal you may be interested in.   Ryan Hart, a 14-year-old boy from Michigan,  bit into his Arby’s roast beef sandwich and found he was eating a finger.   It seems a restaurant employee cut off her finger with a meat slicer while preparing the meal.   When she left her station to deal with the emergency the other employees complete the order.   So, now for the jokes.

  • Arby’s now has finger lickin’ good food
  • Arby’s is now serving finger food

Any others?

Douglas Farrago MD

Douglas Farrago MD is a full-time practicing family doc in Forest, Va. He started Forest Direct Primary Care where he takes no insurance and bills patients a monthly fee. He is board certified in the specialty of Family Practice. He is the inventor of a product called the Knee Saver which is currently in the Baseball Hall of Fame. The Knee Saver and its knock-offs are worn by many major league baseball catchers. He is also the inventor of the CryoHelmet used by athletes for head injuries as well as migraine sufferers. Dr. Farrago is the author of four books, two of which are the top two most popular DPC books. From 2001 – 2011, Dr. Farrago was the editor and creator of the Placebo Journal which ran for 10 full years. Described as the Mad Magazine for doctors, he and the Placebo Journal were featured in the Washington Post, US News and World Report, the AP, and the NY Times. Dr. Farrago is also the editor of the blog Authentic Medicine which was born out of concern about where the direction of healthcare is heading and the belief that the wrong people are in charge. This blog has been going daily for more than 15 years Article about Dr. Farrago in Doximity Email Dr. Farrago – [email protected] 

  7 comments for “Good Mood Food

  1. Karen
    May 24, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    Arby’s staff welcomes you to the “digit”-al age with their “cutting”-edge service.

  2. Panacea
    May 23, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    How about “Arby’s: no longer making pink ooze burgers, and we can prove it!”

  3. Sheila Chambers
    May 23, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    At last, some REAL MEAT!!
    I wonder how toxic is was?
    Was it COOKED?

  4. Nick
    May 23, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Arby’s has a new digital ordering system.

    Whoever gets fired for this will probably get a nice severance package.

  5. Vance Lassey, MD
    May 23, 2012 at 9:52 am

    –There’s Just *something* about Arby’s! We can’t quite put our finger on it.”

    –We offer the ONE-finger discount!

    –Arby’s: taste worth pointing out.

    …I better get to work, If I was a fish, this kind of procrastination is like bait.

  6. Scott Miller, MD
    May 23, 2012 at 9:13 am

    How about, “Arby’s gives a customer the finger.”

    • mel breite
      May 23, 2012 at 10:22 pm

      Arby’s has nailed the perfect berger
      First time the server left a tip

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