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The article was entitled:

Bra Sizes Up Three Sizes In Just Two Years, According To Study

I guess it was supposed to draw the reader in and maybe get some men excited.  It was a fluff piece.  Here is the rest of the stupidity:

 Ever have one of those frustrating bra shopping experiences? You know, the trips where you try on pair after pair but nothing really fits? It turns out, you’re not alone. In a survey conducted by British high street store Debenhams, it was revealed that 78 percent of women have been squeezing into bras that were smaller than the size they should be wearing. That’s a pretty hefty percentage of uncomfortable women…The survey also found that British busts have actually grown significantly in the past two years — three whole sizes, to be exact. Back in 2010, Debenhams reported that their best-selling size was a 34B. But, by 2012, the 34DD bras were the ones flying off the shelves the fastest. (We assume that the “boob map” will be updated accordingly.) Another interesting find was that women aren’t just physically increasing their bust size; they’re shopping to create their aspirational figures. The retailer reported that 70 percent of their bra sales this year have been for padded and push-up bras compared to 36 percent in 2010. Hey, if Sofia Vergara credits her bust for part of her fame, it might not be such a bad investment…

Ha, ha.  Really funny.  The truth of the matter is that the only reason bust sizes are getting bigger is because the human race is getting fatter and unhealthier.  Don’t get me wrong, if bra size increases were the ONLY repercussion of this fact than I wouldn’t be complaining.   But, alas, it is not and the media really shouldn’t be making light of it because once again it makes them look like complete idiots.

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