Does My Ass Make My Ass Look Fat?

Have you heard of the tube feed diet?  That is what a receptionist, where I work, recently asked.  I thought it was a joke.  It was not.

The K-E Diet has doctors putting feeding tubes into healthy people – usually young women before their wedding days – to help them lose weight: Up to 20 pounds in 10 days. The “patients” tote around a solution in a bag or purse, which delivers fats, protein, and water (no carbs) through the nasogastric tube into the stomach. Patients consume about 800 calories a day, and do not eat any actual food over the 10-day period.

Are you kidding me?  Is that how bad it has gotten?  The most disturbing part to me is that this diet needs a doctor’s involvement.   Talk about a physician without any self-respect?   He or she may as well be pill mill docs or marijuana docs.   You know, one of the first fake ads I did for the Placebo Journal was for a drug called Cyanara.  It was 100% cyanide.  You would lose a ton of weight on it.  Sure, you would die but you looked great.   We are getting closer to this becoming almost a reality.  And there looks to be enough idiot doctors out there that would actually prescribe it.

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