Ridiculous Study of the Week
Okay, these studies are getting all too common. Ready for this one? Americans’ vitamin D levels vary throughout the year, peaking in August and bottoming out in February, a new study shows. Really? That’s funny because I thought sun increases Vitamin D productivity (it is produced by the skin when exposed to sunlight)? Wouldn’t any moron see the correlation between higher Vitamin D levels and summer? The saddest part is these studies actually get funded.
Good way to get NIH to support a trip to the Andes to prove that once you go over 12,000 your walking pace slows down a bit.
The next study is that milk is the precipitating factor leading to the development of serial killers–that’s serial, not cereal. Just think about it. Nearly 100% of serial killers drank milk in childhood.