Sleep Apnea Beauty Pageant
Here is the article’s title on Fox News:
“People treated for sleep apnea look younger, more attractive”
My first spontaneous thought was, “Look younger and more attractive than who”? I guess I read that wrong so I dug deeper into the article and found that they compared it this way:
In order to measure the attractiveness of the patients, researchers used a system known as “photogrammetry” to capture 3D photos both before and two months after each patient underwent CPAP therapy.
Instead of getting into this bogus science of attractiveness using “photogrammetry” (because that is a bigger waste of my time) I will stick to the mental picture of a sleep apnea beauty pageant. Attached CPAP machines are mandatory. I will let you visualize it from there.
I presume the photos are taken late enough in the day that they don’t show the skin impressions on the face from the CPAP headgear….
As a retired Gastroenterologist I can still stay Shit looks like Shit!
“Obstructive sleep apnea” and “beauty” should not be used together in the same sentence.