Insane in the Membrane



Above is a list of reasons for admission to an insane asylum in the late 1800’s.   Wow.  I would have committed so many patients over the years that I would be out of patients.  Even worse, I would have to have committed myself as well.   We all would have been in there together!

Anyway, what is your favorite?  Here are some of mine:

  • Masturbation for 30 Years (Sorry, doc, I have only done it for 29)
  • Congestion of the Brain
  • Tobacco and Masturbation (at the same time?)
  • Egotism (how dare you commit me!)
  • Bad Whiskey
  • Excessive Sexual Abuse (is there a correct amount?)
  • Uterine Derangement (Ma’am, it’s a mess down there)
  • Female Disease (Hmmm, that includes 50% of the population who could have a disease)
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