Diphallia
The title of the article is:
Man with two penises writes memoir
Is there really anything else to say? He calls himself the “DoubleDickDude” and he is writing a tell all. Anonymously. Let the jokes begin. I’ll start:
- Looks like we have a new candidate to star in the double mint chewing gum commercial.
- Wasn’t he in the Dark Knight? No, wait, that was Two-Face.
- I thought my last hospital administrator had diphallia because I can’t tell how many times he f$cked me over!
- I once had a patient with quintiphallia. His pants fit like a glove.
I had a Latino patient with a similar condition. He had even named them: Jose and JosB.
He’s like the double rainbow guy.
Would he ask his girlfriend, “Hey, wanna do 70?”
I reckon they’ll need to change the adage “he’s luckier than a dog with two dicks”…
Still, sounds like a lonely situation… reminds me of the cautionary rhyme from my childhood: The Story of Joe McClock.
Let us hope that this poor man doesn’t suffer the same fate.
Guess I have to read the book to find out if two heads really are better than one.