The title of the article is:

Man with two penises writes memoir

Is there really anything else to say?  He calls himself the “DoubleDickDude” and he is writing a tell all.  Anonymously.  Let the jokes begin.  I’ll start:

  • Looks like we have a new candidate to star in the double mint chewing gum commercial.
  • Wasn’t he in the Dark Knight?  No, wait, that was Two-Face.
  • I thought my last hospital administrator had diphallia because I can’t tell how many times he f$cked me over!
  • I once had a patient with quintiphallia. His pants fit like a glove.