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Man with two penises writes memoir

Is there really anything else to say?  He calls himself the “DoubleDickDude” and he is writing a tell all.  Anonymously.  Let the jokes begin.  I’ll start:

  • Looks like we have a new candidate to star in the double mint chewing gum commercial.
  • Wasn’t he in the Dark Knight?  No, wait, that was Two-Face.
  • I thought my last hospital administrator had diphallia because I can’t tell how many times he f$cked me over!
  • I once had a patient with quintiphallia. His pants fit like a glove.

Douglas Farrago MD

Douglas Farrago MD is a full-time practicing family doc in Forest, Va. He started Forest Direct Primary Care where he takes no insurance and bills patients a monthly fee. He is board certified in the specialty of Family Practice. He is the inventor of a product called the Knee Saver which is currently in the Baseball Hall of Fame. The Knee Saver and its knock-offs are worn by many major league baseball catchers. He is also the inventor of the CryoHelmet used by athletes for head injuries as well as migraine sufferers. Dr. Farrago is the author of four books, two of which are the top two most popular DPC books. From 2001 – 2011, Dr. Farrago was the editor and creator of the Placebo Journal which ran for 10 full years. Described as the Mad Magazine for doctors, he and the Placebo Journal were featured in the Washington Post, US News and World Report, the AP, and the NY Times. Dr. Farrago is also the editor of the blog Authentic Medicine which was born out of concern about where the direction of healthcare is heading and the belief that the wrong people are in charge. This blog has been going daily for more than 15 years Article about Dr. Farrago in Doximity Email Dr. Farrago – [email protected] 

  6 comments for “Diphallia

  1. JLB
    January 7, 2015 at 9:52 am

    I had a Latino patient with a similar condition. He had even named them: Jose and JosB.

  2. Michelle
    January 7, 2015 at 9:02 am

    He’s like the double rainbow guy.

  3. Pat
    January 7, 2015 at 1:11 am

    Would he ask his girlfriend, “Hey, wanna do 70?”

  4. Dennis
    January 6, 2015 at 9:28 am

    I reckon they’ll need to change the adage “he’s luckier than a dog with two dicks”…

  5. Sir Lance-a-lot
    January 6, 2015 at 8:52 am

    Still, sounds like a lonely situation… reminds me of the cautionary rhyme from my childhood: The Story of Joe McClock.

    Let us hope that this poor man doesn’t suffer the same fate.

  6. Sir Lance-a-lot
    January 6, 2015 at 8:49 am

    Guess I have to read the book to find out if two heads really are better than one.

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