Stupid Things Medical Administrators Say
Complements of the Placebo Journal. Please, please respond with more as this is old and there are sooooooo many more administrators now.
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Isn’t Stupid Administrator Sayings an oxymoron?
Double Negative.
A stupid administrator would be the rare respectful and honest breed of Administrator that helps physicians provide excellent health care.
Endangered species list, up there with unicorns, snipes, and honest lawyers.
Endangered species list, up there with unicorns, snipes, and honest lawyers.
And primary care physicians.
We’re going to pay an outside consultant to help us modernize our physician reimbursement. Yes, I know were paid to do this kind of thing already, but that would mean actually reading a book or something, we’d rather just use your earnings to pay for this. Oh, and a heads up, a large chunk of your earnings will be based on patient satisfaction but none of our salaries will be based on physician satisfaction.
“Slavitt said CMS was in the process of making the much-reviled program more physician-friendly, with EHR technology built around “individual practice needs, not the needs of the government.”
“We have to get the hearts and minds of the physicians back,” he said. “I think we lost them.”‘
This is from Medscape. Really????? After years of aggravation, mistakes, errors, and untold millions of dollars?