100,000 Join Obamacare in One Day

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And that day was the Wednesday after the election.

Here is what the government said about this:

“That’s an indication of the intense demand for the kinds of offerings that are available to people at Healthcare.gov,” said White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest.

Not. The offerings suck.

Here is what the government should have said:

“Why didn’t these f&cking people join before? It’s about time!  You would have changed the election.”

Americans are not easy to figure out. One thing for sure is that FOMO or fear of missing out is a real motivator. Alas, too little, too late.

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