In another example of brilliant research we have now just learned that:
I know what you’re thinking, who gives a crap, right? And that is the point. How does this gain any attention when the results won’t benefit anyone at any time?
Oh, and before I forget, the same research also found that:
Men tend to order more expensive drinks and dishes after exposure to an attractive female, regardless of whether those menu items were healthy or unhealthy.
I believe the video above from the movie Burn After Reading says it all. I may have to make a Palmer Award at the end of the year for the most ridiculous study of them all.