What’s With the Banana Peels?
This article is floating around the Internet:
Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
It’s in the NY Post so maybe it is fake news. Anyway, you can read the details in the article. I just love that they found this doc:
However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor-4-U cautions against the perverse practice. “You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection,” Gill told the Sun. Not only that, but she claims a person with a fruit or latex allergy could be more susceptible to a reaction from a banana skin.
“A person with a banana allergy is more likely to be allergic to other substances such as latex or other fruits and vegetables,” she said. “So if you’re allergic to latex condoms you may also be allergic to banana skins.”
Sorry, Diana, this is what you will be known for for a long time.
Now, I am off to get myself some bananas.
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How come men get just the peal when women get the entire banana?
I bet the local Big Box will add this to mandatory preventive counseling.
WTF is Doctor-4-U?
They’re from the Banana Republic
U.S. foreign policy in Central America was anchored to the fortunes of the United Fruit Company which was based in banana exports, giving rise to the so-called “banana republics.”
And then Jimmy Carter gave away the Panama Canal, after an infamous “Playboy” interview.
None of this is coincidental.
Doug, that’s just bananas!