Good Mood Food
Arby’s has a new protein meal you may be interested in. Ryan Hart, a 14-year-old boy from Michigan, bit into his Arby’s roast beef sandwich and found he was eating a finger. It seems a restaurant employee cut off her finger with a meat slicer while preparing the meal. When she left her station to deal with the emergency the other employees complete the order. So, now for the jokes.
- Arby’s now has finger lickin’ good food
- Arby’s is now serving finger food
Any others?
Arby’s staff welcomes you to the “digit”-al age with their “cutting”-edge service.
How about “Arby’s: no longer making pink ooze burgers, and we can prove it!”
At last, some REAL MEAT!!
I wonder how toxic is was?
Was it COOKED?
Arby’s has a new digital ordering system.
Whoever gets fired for this will probably get a nice severance package.
–There’s Just *something* about Arby’s! We can’t quite put our finger on it.”
–We offer the ONE-finger discount!
–Arby’s: taste worth pointing out.
…I better get to work, If I was a fish, this kind of procrastination is like bait.
How about, “Arby’s gives a customer the finger.”
Arby’s has nailed the perfect berger
First time the server left a tip