Ridiculous Study of the Week: Weekends

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It turns out that when people have more time off (i.e. weekends) they will use it for exercise and alcohol:

“Monday through Wednesday, people batten down the hatches and they cut back on alcohol consumption,” lead author David Conroy said in a news release.

“But once that ‘social weekend’ kicks off on Thursdays, physical activity increases and so does alcohol consumption,” Conroy said.

And there you have it, earth-shattering research.  Next on the docket for these authors:

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