I Smell Bugs
There once was a man who inhaled a fly. I don’t know why he inhaled a fly. Perhaps he’ll die? Or perhaps surgeons will need to remove 50 maggots from burrowing into an Indian man’s face by extricating the flesh-eating creatures from deep inside his sinuses. It turns out a fly laid eggs in or around the man’s nose, which then hatched into maggots. Each maggot measured less than half an inch long! Now think about that before you complain about feeling congested.
LOL, Sir Lance-a-lot! Now you MDs know what we veterinarians go through when we have cases of myiasis in pets! And I thought those cases really stink–wonder what it smelled like to this patient!
Damn it, Doug, I’m a doctor, not an exterminator!