Pat Conrad MD

Pat Conrad is a full-time rural ER doc on the Florida Gulf Coast. After serving as a carrier naval flight officer, he graduated from the University of Florida College of Medicine, and the Tallahassee Family Medicine residency program. His commentary has appeared in Medical Economics and at AuthenticMedicine.com . Conrad’s work stresses individual freedom and autonomy as the crucial foundation for medical excellence, is wary of all collective solutions, and recognizes that the vast majority of poisonous snakebites are concurrent with alcohol consumption.

You Gotta Pay to be in the Phone Book

Back in the Summer of ’99, I was excited and a little nervous to drive 5 hours down to Orlando to take my very first family medicine board exam, and I was really proud to get a passing score in the mail six weeks later.  Seven years later, having left family medicine forever for the ER,…

Cirque D’Erreurs

Many years ago, and old timey surgeon told me a hilarious story.  After his intern year, he did a tour in the Navy, where the duty was often easy and the docs could do practically anything they wanted.  So lounging around the clinic one day, he go an interesting request:  a strapping, tall 19 year old marine decided…

New Ideas from the Volunteer State

Medicaid has been busting state budgets for decades, and there is not end in sight.  The authors of the Affordable Care Act actually bragged about putting more people on the welfare program, with some pols and wonks even claiming the expansion was an economic good.   That is absurd on its face, as it still represents…

Living the Dream

Okay, so maybe this one should for “Friday Funny.”  As a rabid college football fan, I remember back in 2001 when George O’Leary left Georgia Tech to become the head football coach at Notre Dame.  Several days later he resigned from this legendary post, because of what was described as “resume padding.”  Seems O’Leary had…

The Candy Man Always Has Customers

So another candy man was busted and convicted in the ongoing fight to end the opioid “CRISIS.”  Dr. Joel Smithers ran The Center for Integrative Health at Smithers Community Healthcare, where they apparently integrated a lot of narcotics into a lot of repeat business.  Smithers was arrested and arraigned in August 2017, and released on a $25,000…

Wasping

A new recreational drug is taking flight among the meth heads:  bug spray.  More specifically, the budget party crowd is using spray that kills wasps, which can be inhaled or injected for a cheaper high when the top-shelf meth is presumably not available (this has actually been going on a couple years, bu the media is just catching…

Spare the Beans, Spoil the Budget

The Trump Administration has decided that we spend too much on kidney disease, and so has rolled out an initiative to fight it.  Kidney disease is bad, ultimately kills a lot of people, and costs a lot in the interim, particularly on dialysis (over $110 billion / year). The administration wants more people getting at-home dialysis than…

It’s Bedtime, But the AAFP Still Wants to Play

There is no appropriate role for the federal government in providing either routine health care, or food outside of acute disaster areas (which admittedly might include the entire state of California).  The reason that programs like Medicare, Medicaid, and SNAP aka food stamps are such disasters is because they are provided ultimately from a central, not…

Who is REALLY at Fault?

This photo is what dangerous arrogance looks like.  Angela Hock, an unlicensed midwife was charged with “negligent child abuse resulting in death after a baby died following an unsuccessful home delivery in Omaha.” Last month paramedics were called to the home, where they “found Hock, who operates Nebraska Birth Keeper, attempting to help 25-year-old Emily Noe deliver a…

Doc’s Gone Wild: Après Ski

“New Jersey Anesthesiologist Revives Patient after 10-hour Surgery without Complications” is a headline you’ll never read.  “New Jersey Anesthesiologist Receives Rave Reviews from Patients Who are Pain Free” is a story no one cares about. But “Doctor charged in ‘ski rage’ attack on 12-year-old, cops say” or “New Jersey judge hands down strange Valentine’s Day sentence to doctor…