The above is an ad from the UK. They pound their population to make sure they get the right care and also save the system money. I agree with this author from the Boston Globe who thinks it should be done here as well. That being said, I am sure we can put some funnier things in the bubbles above to lighten the mood. For example, how about “I wonder if my third pregnancy test will come up positive?”. Or, “I sure could use some narcotics to sell on the street”. Give me some more! I know you guys out there have seen more patients than this “doc in training” who wrote the Globe piece.