Bald Nuts

I found this interesting tidbit:

A six-month study by AgriSearch, an on-campus research arm of Dalhousie University, has shown that genetically modified (GM) cucumbers grown under license to Monsanto Inc. result in serious side effects including total groin hair loss and chafing in “sensitive areas”, leading to the immediate and total ban of sales of all that company’s crop and subsequent dill pickles.

This is quite scary.  The whole genetically modified trend just doesn’t seem right.   And Monsanto has way too much power in this country.    Don’t get me wrong, it is a going to save a lot of men time from shaving their balls but even so, do we really want food to cause these types of conditions?

*DAMN!  It seems I have been had with a false and bogus story.  The above is not true and was put out by an “Onion-like” group in Canada.  It seems I can easily be suckered by a good ball sack story.

Douglas Farrago MD

Douglas Farrago MD is a full-time practicing family doc in Forest, Va. He started Forest Direct Primary Care where he takes no insurance and bills patients a monthly fee. He is board certified in the specialty of Family Practice. He is the inventor of a product called the Knee Saver which is currently in the Baseball Hall of Fame. The Knee Saver and its knock-offs are worn by many major league baseball catchers. He is also the inventor of the CryoHelmet used by athletes for head injuries as well as migraine sufferers. Dr. Farrago is the author of four books, two of which are the top two most popular DPC books. From 2001 – 2011, Dr. Farrago was the editor and creator of the Placebo Journal which ran for 10 full years. Described as the Mad Magazine for doctors, he and the Placebo Journal were featured in the Washington Post, US News and World Report, the AP, and the NY Times. Dr. Farrago is also the editor of the blog Authentic Medicine which was born out of concern about where the direction of healthcare is heading and the belief that the wrong people are in charge. This blog has been going daily for more than 15 years Article about Dr. Farrago in Doximity Email Dr. Farrago – [email protected] 

  2 comments for “Bald Nuts

  1. cgknoxmd
    January 9, 2013 at 11:28 pm

    Damn, that was funnier than the Oz comment. I’m going to aspirate or pass out from simultaneous cough/laugh/cry syncope!

  2. Richard Mondak
    January 9, 2013 at 10:45 pm

    And I once read somewhere on the Internet that Balzac ate so many cucumbers that he was in perpetually poor health and lost most of his hair…

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