Bald Nuts
I found this interesting tidbit:
A six-month study by AgriSearch, an on-campus research arm of Dalhousie University, has shown that genetically modified (GM) cucumbers grown under license to Monsanto Inc. result in serious side effects including total groin hair loss and chafing in “sensitive areas”, leading to the immediate and total ban of sales of all that company’s crop and subsequent dill pickles.
This is quite scary. The whole genetically modified trend just doesn’t seem right. And Monsanto has way too much power in this country. Don’t get me wrong, it is a going to save a lot of men time from shaving their balls but even so, do we really want food to cause these types of conditions?
*DAMN! It seems I have been had with a false and bogus story. The above is not true and was put out by an “Onion-like” group in Canada. It seems I can easily be suckered by a good ball sack story.
Damn, that was funnier than the Oz comment. I’m going to aspirate or pass out from simultaneous cough/laugh/cry syncope!
And I once read somewhere on the Internet that Balzac ate so many cucumbers that he was in perpetually poor health and lost most of his hair…