GET YOUR LAZY REAR ENDS TO WORK!!!

I have had it with everyone calling out sick!  I guess no one wants to work these days.  In my day, we didn’t call in sick.  We called in dead! If we got a cold, we went to work.  If we got the flu, there we were, ready to work long hours.  The thought of abandoning our coworkers and those who depend on us?  How horrible.  If we got a GI bug, we came to work and threw up somewhere inconspicuous.  Pneumonia?  We huffed and puffed but there we were, ready to serve.  Polio?  We gimped along and certainly didn’t imagine asking for days off!  Smallpox? It didn’t stop the pioneers of this great nation and it certainly didn’t stop us!  We didn’t let a little rash stop us from our life-saving responsibilities.  Leprosy?  Of course, we were there, lending a hand… or maybe some fingers or whatever else might fall off… but we were there!


SO don’t whine about “I need to QUARANTINE because I might have COVID.”

Put on your big boy and big girl pants and get your lazy rear ends to work.  You have a job to do.  Make me proud and keep America great.

Anyway, that’s what we did in my day and we were happier, too! 

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