What Goes On In Medicine Goes On In Colleges

I have written many times before about the parallels between our college system and our healthcare system. They are both the biggest rip-offs in this country. Their prices have increased exponentially over the past three decades with no real justification behind it. There is also the rapid rise in administrator birth rate which is plaguing the system.

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE FROM 2019 AS A PRIMER.

This leads me to mention this article here. It’s called NEWS, BAD AND GOOD, FROM THE DEAN OF ARTS AND SCIENCES and I challenge you to tell the difference between their parody of our college system and our healthcare system. Some examples:

  • We have no money for raises, but we’ve used the money we would otherwise have spent on raises to hire a Morale Boosting Consultant.
  • Enrollments are down again this year, but we are building another new building, just in case our enrollments go up.
  • On Prospective Student Day, Admitted Student Day, and Please Don’t Transfer Day, faculty and staff will be expected to don the costume of our beloved mascot, Dolly the Distracted I-Gen Labradoodle. It may get sweaty in there! But our consultants tell us this new policy will reap not only enrollment but also branding dividends. Bow wow!
  • In related bad news, our trustees and most of our high-level administrators have no experience or interest in the field of higher education. But they do have experience and interest in management science. Which is universal.

Okay, that’s just a tease. Read the whole thing and enjoy.