Gastroenterology Going Corporate

We are in weird times in healthcare. We know Big Pharma, PBMs, and Insurers are all evil. Not to be outdone, corporate medicine has become a thing and it sucks almost as much. Maybe more. Check this article out about betting on the “Golden Age” of colonoscopies. In fact, here is a quote from the piece:

“We are in the Golden Age of older rectums,” one investment manager wrote in 2017.

These sound like really caring people, don’t they?

Did you know that “In 2021, the number of private equity acquisitions of gastroenterology practices grew by 28% over the previous year, according to Spherix Global Insights and Fraser Healthcare.”

These corporations want their money. It’s pretty close to the “F#ck you, pay me” scene from Goodfellas. (RIP Ray Liotta). See the video above.

The only way these bastards could make this worse is to make these GI Centers drive-thru. Then they could buy up Taco Bell franchises and put them right near them. In that way, the patients could use their fast food instead of Go Lightly. It’s called synergy. Look it up.

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