Did you know that 71% of America’s youth would fail to qualify for military service because of physical, behavioral or educational shortcomings. Causes included:
- Lack of a high-school diploma
- Felony convictions
- Prescription-drug use for attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder.
- Large-scale tattoos and devices called ear gauges that create large holes in earlobes.
The biggest culprit, however, was obesity. Yes, America, we are now too fat to fight. It’s embarrassing.