Dumbstuck

“A fourth-year medical student at Wake Forest University … bragged on Twitter…

I love, love, LOVE this story!  A smug, entitled, fourth-year was so gleefully virtuous that she just had to go on Twitter to boast about intentionally missing a vein on a blood draw because the patient laughed at her pronoun pin.  You can just hear the simpering little brat work herself into a we’re-at-the-cool-kids-table-and-you’re-not sneer: “I missed his vein so he had to get stuck twice.”

Kychelle Del Rosario, fourth-year med student has secured herself a place on the U.S. Moron Olympics Team, and she is going for the gold.  The twice-jabbed patient’s crime?  He saw a pronoun pin, presumably on the lapel of Del Rosario’s costume lab coat, and “loudly laugh(ed) to the staff, ‘She/Her?  Well of course it is!  What other pronouns are there?’” 

The idiot student was bragging online to a fellow traveler in the realms of enlightened earnestness, an MD who wears a pronoun badge to help those “under the trans umbrella feel a little more comfy”, and then whined about how “several cis patients have berated me for it.”  Apparently, this doctor missed that part in residency where you take daily skin thickener – what an absolute crybaby wimp, who I’m glad to say, deserved the derision as does her little cyber protégé. 

Wake Forest mumbled out some typically cowardly, lawyered-up boilerplate about care, compassion, values, and blah, blah, blah.  Del Rosario is a LGBTQWTFETC activist, who was a self-acclaimed leader in “Safe Zone in Medicine.”  From her screechy pulpit, she scolded of her trans-trustees that they are “a population which the medical field has harmed greatly in the past…”  This silly snowflake is oblivious to irony.  MS4DR might think that she is, y’know, like really reaching people who need her, but I think that her motivation is to show everyone around her just how damn good SHE/HER is.  This insufferable sort is the kind we saw these past two years that believed wearing a mask outdoors or wearing a paper gown on rounds in the ICU made her some sort of heroine, and gave her license to badger others into her Young Pioneer mindset.

This is a wonderful story not primarily because the assumed nobility of earnestness became the arrogance of a bully.  This jerk won’t be tossed out of med school but she should be – not for a little minor aggression, but because she was dumb enough to publicly brag about it!  Of course, Del Rosario will become DRDR (or DR2), because a woke drone factory like Wake Forest and far too many other med schools will not dare suspend or expel such beautiful intersectionality.  No, this is a truly delicious scene because the self-important flower is in trouble by not meeting the public standards of the very profession which helped pump this toxicity into her brain, which reinforces her notions of ostentatious compassion, the profession she will no doubt join.  And several years down the road, I hope she still has patients laughing at her, as I know I will be.

(And if I ever purchase a pronoun pin, it will read “Your Lordship /  F**k Off”)