Charlie, the King of Prostates

King Charles III was just recently admitted to the hospital for treatment of an enlarged prostate. I am unsure if he is getting a TURP or embolization to decrease its size but something is happening soon. But I want to help. Whatever he gets there should be a huge advertising campaign to promote it. And what better way to do that than with a mascot? I introduce you to my creation……Charlie, the King of Prostates!

He’s lovable. He’s fun and happy. He’s the king of all prostates.

Thoughts? Do you have a better name?

(Do not steal image!! I am very proud of him and will sue anyone who uses it. Okay, I won’t. Use it but give us credit here at Authentic Medicine).