Things Wrong with Electronic Medical Records, Part TWO:  Primitive EMR’s That Need to Die

A reputable doctor in our region recently spent some uncomfortable time with the State Board, answering a family’s complaint that the doctor’s failure to act resulted in a terrible outcome.  One of the serious concerns of the board was the lackluster documentation in the patient’s chart.  The physician’s response:  The EMR used by the medical group was “ancient” and impossible to use.  Incredibly, the Board was sympathetic to the problem and the doctor got a mild slap on the wrist.

A lot of us have seen such primitive and archaic EMR’s.  You may be using one now.  Even though we are in 2023, a lot of EMR’s behave like the year is 1979.  Have you ever seen the reports that come out of the VA Health System?  I rest my case.

When HCA decided to open a hospital in our region, we were excited by the potential competition to the existing hospital.  HCA was known for running a vast network of very profitable hospitals.  Finally, we would get people who knew what they were doing!  Anticipation was high.

Then, they opened and we gained access to their EMR.  This was not the early 1980s. Nope!  This was around 2009.  But… we were horrified when we finally had access to HCA’s EMR.

Does anyone here remember MS-DOS 3.3?  That’s where your computer screen opens up to a black screen with some typing and a cursor.  Maybe you even remember Windows 1.01 from 1985.  That was when your computer had windows that basically all looked like they contained MS-DOS prompts.

So, this is how HCA’s computer system worked:  You went to a website and typed in your username and password.  A lot of stuff happened and then you hit a bunch of incomprehensible choices.  If you picked the wrong one, you were doomed and needed to reboot (CONTROL-ALT-DELETE).  If you hit the right one, something else launched and you had to re-enter your username and password.  At some point in this ten or fifteen-minute process, what computer programmers call “a virtual machine” launched. It took over the machine.  It would not let you go back to whatever thing you were running, like your own practice’s EMR.  No, if you needed your EMR, your current computer was a flashing cursor and was unusable.  You had to grab someone else’s computer to get into your own EMR.  Suddenly, it appeared you hit success on the computer logged into HCA and you were now staring at an MS-DOS box that gave you some limited options.  If you hit the right options, you might be able to enter in the patient’s name and date of birth and might even see some information.  Except, it probably was from something three years ago rather than last week’s hospital admission.  Printing the info was a nightmare and you certainly could not copy and paste the critical hospital info into your own EMR.  Usually, the encounter ended with you smashing the keyboard against the wall and demanding the patient NEVER EVER GO TO THAT HOSPITAL AGAIN!!!!!

Fortunately, HCA realized the error of its ways and updated their EMR interface. Don’t get too excited.  Only the interface had a bit of an update.  The awful old innards remain.  Yes, the windows still look like an MS-DOS text box and the sign-in process takes eons, launching a virtual machine that wants to take over your computer and shut down your own EMR.  You still can’t copy and paste between the virtual machine and your EMR.  Screen navigation follows none of the familiar protocols we have used for decades. You find yourself frantically clicking listings, hoping for a discharge summary or x-ray report.  Instead, you get boilerplate text files that tell you nothing.   You may or may not ever find out what happened with your patient who went to the ER and was discharged after a lot of stuff happened.

In fact, you will never know what happened.   Again, you will smash the keyboard against the wall and demand the patient NEVER EVER GO TO THAT HOSPITAL AGAIN!!!!!

So, to summarize, HCA has a vast national network of for-profit hospitals but the hospital system’s EMR behaves like using Windows 1.01 (from 1985) on an Intel 8088 processor from 1979 (Google it if you wonder what I’m talking about).

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