My father was an awful human being

There has been a lot of spilled ink on this blog about substandard training replacing us – either in terms of midlevel providers, automated flow sheets, automated healthcare, etc.  

My father was an awful human being, but one thing he said that was wise was “be careful what you ask for, and doubly so for what you pray for.”  Midlevels are asking and praying for independent level of care – and the public will use them for pap smears and bladder infections. Real stuff, the real docs, are going to be fine and we will be here, waiting.  Now, it hurts that we don’t get the easy money visits – we rely a lot on those.  But we will be fine, independent care will kill a lot of people before it corrects back to where it should be.  

We all seem to think that these charlatans that parade as healthcare providers are a new thing.  They are not – what they are we were too, and not that stinking long ago.  Midlevels get abysmal training, we can all agree on that.  That some get better and some worse training we can also agree on.  I hearken back to a time at the end of the 1800s when 4 women stood up and said enough is enough.  Four.  They started the revolution.  These women looked at the state of medical training in America (and the world) and they did not go on Twitter, did not blog, did not petition Congress to change.  They changed their world (they were the famous starters of the Johns Hopkins School of Medicine.)  They set firm that a bachelor’s degree was needed before going on to medical school, medical school was a real regulated thing with professors that were vetted, and women should be allowed to attend.  At this time there were hundreds of “medical schools” with varying numbers of students, a few to a few dozen to a few hundred – but all terrible in quality.  They were glorified diploma mills with a charade of an apprenticeship sufficing for rigor.  If this sounds familiar, it is meant to.

The story goes on with those women though.  The board of the medical school refused their criteria and told them to go away.  They did; they sat quietly for five years.  Then the board went back to them after exhausting all the other options available and decided to try it their way.  The rest, as they say, is history.  What happened?  They did not petition Congress for real rules and real medical schools – everyone else did!  The quality was so far superior that quickly patients decided they knew who was going to help them, and it was not the quack school graduates.  Congress did eventually step in and close hundreds of schools. They mandated the change that those patient, and very correct, women initiated.

So, if the midlevel training is awful (it is) and change is desired (it is) then do something dramatic.  Wait.  Patients will get their crap care, midlevels may even get their independent practice of medicine ability.  Patients will see the difference, and they will get terrible outcomes, and they will sue people with minimal insurance and no doctor to sue, and they will come back to the physicians.  I don’t care a whit if a thousand independent nurse practitioners and physician assistants (associates?) set up shop across the freaking street from me.  If I cannot do better, provide better, and be better than they can with their crap education, then that is on nobody but me.

If patients want crap care they can get it.  If they want high end care, which I respectfully provide, they will have to pay.  You get what you pay for.  

I find a good question to ask a midlevel NP or PA – did your professors – have legs?

The vast majority of recent graduates have no idea.  They were trained via Zoom or even worse, YouTube.  It’s appalling that anyone would spend that kind of money on such awful training – and then have to line up their own rotations which consisted of watching someone else do care.  

I employ two NPs recently out of training.  I consider their training way up amongst the worst there is (The University of Texas at Arlington.)  Neither had any idea if their professors had legs, both saw people at their graduation for the first time that they assume were professors, but were in reality hucksters stealing nice women’s money.  Can I work with these people? Absolutely – I train, they learn, I make money – that is how this works.  Is it ideal? No.  Are they ready for independent practice? OMG no.  They would have stacked up 20 bodies each by now.  

So what about petitioning and yelling and putting a stop to the independent practice movement?  I am too old, too fat, too tired to care.  I will wait, and so far, my waiting room seems plenty crowded.

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